It is the very nature of fall that brings about my complete abandonment. As October unfurls each year, my husband…

Take my hand. Join me in the 1980s. For I am trapped there, and though the end is in sight,…

You may recall I scrapped my dad’s car. I got rid of my mom’s car, too. Doing so was way…

I was all in when I committed to staying in the haunted hotel. Now, not so much. In a parenting…

So I don’t like the outdoors. Obviously. But I married an outdoorsy guy. I’ve written many words about our opposing…

I told you a few weeks ago I’m about to get scuba certified. I told you this certification is a…

In the words of Fiona Apple, I’ve been a bad, bad girl. And yeah. I’ve been careless with a delicate…

I have gone completely off the rails. The underwear was bad enough. What I did next was absolutely chilling. I…

In the wake of Top Gun: Maverick, my marriage was the 1961 Ferrari 250GT convertible at the end of Ferris…

What should we talk about this week? The guy dressed like Michael Jackson — single glove and all — I pass…

I am in trouble. I have actually become quite adept at getting in trouble. And I am, at this moment,…

You know, I didn’t think braces would change my daily routine. But then I didn’t think a movie would ruin…

Nothing drives home life’s futility like finding your dead uncle’s ashes in the trunk of your mom’s car. And he…

Al Pacino has a memorable line in an unmemorable movie. It’s The Devil’s Advocate, and he tells Keanu Reeves his…

I have a problem. It’s your problem too. I can’t focus. If I can’t focus, I can’t tell you a…

First of all, I’m alive. I made it home from Montana. At the moment, however, I would almost accept death.…