Weekend Wanderer
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Weekend Warrior: Sex and the Single Senior Citizen
When I was thirteen, my mom gave me a book about adolescence and puberty. For Christmas. In front of my…
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Weekend Wanderer: Suggestions for the Bad Cook
In a week’s time, I will attend the company picnic for this very publication. I work remotely, which means some…
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Weekend Wanderer: Anybody Else Getting Sick?
The guest opinion piece in The New York Times warned of new pandemics long after COVID-19 has flittered off into…
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Weekend Wanderer: The Father’s Day Crunch
I almost bought the $200 pants. But that’s just because Father’s Day has always been a struggle. That struggle started…
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Weekend Wanderer: I’m Not Sure Why, but I Agreed to Go Camping. Can I Fit a Bathtub into My SUV?
My camping experience is limited and questionable. Is it really camping when you’re in a roofed cabin at Girl Scout…
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Weekend Wanderer: Stuck with an Uninvited Guest
My visitor is neither houseguest nor fish, but he definitely meets that three-day criterion for repugnancy. He’s a skink. I…
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Weekend Wanderer: Are We Doing Too Much This Summer?
If I’ve made the mistake I think I’ve made, I’m in deep trouble. My mistake was not in telling the…
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Weekend Wanderer: Let’s All Go to the Movies
Everybody should have a movie buddy, that person – people if you’re lucky – who accompany you to any movie,…
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Weekend Wanderer: Breakfast in Bed? No Thanks!
I’d just like to register a concern about Mother’s Day. Breakfast in bed. Mother’s Day and breakfast in bed are…
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Weekend Wanderer: Don’t Invite the Introvert
I’m fully vaccinated, which for me means one thing. I can’t avoid socializing. As an introvert, the thought of hitting…
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Weekend Wanderer: When In-Person Learning Gets Prehistoric
Tyrannosaurus rex teenagers were calamitous. Their presence altered any ecosystem unfortunate enough to host them. It’s possible they had a…
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Weekend Wanderer: Don’t Be So Quick to Clean That Damned Spot
There is pen ink on the living room lampshade. Oil paint is ground into the family room carpet. A weird…
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Weekend Wanderer: Feeling the Squeeze in the ‘Scam-wich’ Generation
The long and short of this story is the scammer got my parents to purchase $2,000 worth of Best Buy…
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Weekend Wanderer: Bear-ing False Witness
I was married under a falsehood. Let’s just get that out of the way right now. My intended had employed…
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Weekend Wanderer: Home Is Where the School Is
I have shared a few controversial positions, writing for this publication. I don’t like the shore. I don’t find Disney…














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